This isn't a cleanse. This isn't a quick reset. This is the beginning of something permanent.

You've spent years managing symptoms, masking pain & trying to "get back to normal." But what if your body isn't broken? What if it's glitching the system on purpose, asking for something smarter?

Feel Like a God is a fully individualised 2-week intensive designed to regulate your nervous system, restore your rhythms & help you build sustainable systems that work with your body, not against it.

What You Get

6 x 1:1 Coaching Sessions with Bea (Certified NLP & Breathwork Coach)

Every call is personal. We don't follow a script. We respond to your symptoms, shifts, capacity & clarity in real time. Each session is 60-90 minutes.

Session Breakdown:

Session 1: Deep Dive Assessment & Nervous System Mapping

• Complete health history & symptom assessment
• Nervous system state evaluation
• Goal setting & intention clarification
• Initial breathwork assessment

Session 2: Breathwork Foundations & Vagal Tone Activation

• Teaching 3-5 foundational breathwork techniques tailored to YOUR nervous system
• Live breathwork practice with real-time coaching
• Creating your daily breathwork protocol

You receive: Custom breathwork audio recording (recorded by Bea)

Session 3: NLP-Based Mindset Rewiring

• Identifying limiting beliefs & pain narratives
• Anchoring techniques for instant calm & confidence
• Timeline therapy to heal past trauma
• Reframing your relationship with pain

You receive: Personalised NLP scripts & anchoring audio guide

Session 4: Anti-Inflammatory Nutrition & Circadian Rhythm Reset

• Personalised anti-inflammatory meal framework
• Circadian rhythm optimization (light, sleep, meal timing)

You receive: Meal planning templates, supplement guide, circadian reset checklist

Session 5: Movement, Pacing & Energy Management

• Adaptive movement plan for your body
• Pacing strategies to prevent crashes
• Energy budgeting & sustainable rhythms
• Flare day protocols

You receive: Movement plan, pacing workbook, flare day action plan

Session 6: Integration & Your 90-Day Roadmap

• Review of your transformation
• Refining protocols based on results
• Creating your personalised 90-day roadmap
• Setting up long-term success systems

You receive: Complete 90-day roadmap & personalised "Healing Handbook"

Daily Message Access

You're supported every day, not just during sessions.

• Platform: Instagram or WhatsApp (your choice)
• Availability: Monday to Friday
• Response Time: Within 24 hours
• What it's for: Ask questions, get real-time adjustments, receive support during flares

Bonuses

30-Day Post-Program Integration Call

A check-in call 30 days after the intensive to review progress, troubleshoot challenges & refine your protocols for long-term success. (30-45 min)

Lifetime Access to Glitcher's Vault

Your complete resource library, updated monthly with new protocols, research & tools.

Includes:

• Symptom tracking templates
• Breathwork audio library (12+ recordings)
• Flare day survival kit
• Energy management workbook
• Nervous system regulation cheat sheet
• Meal planning templates & recipes
• NLP scripts & anchoring guides
• Movement video library

What Changes

• You stop outsourcing your power & start partnering with your body
• You regulate without force or perfectionism
• You shift from "Why is this happening to me?" to "I know exactly how to respond"
• You walk away with clarity, confidence & a plan that actually works for you

This Is For You If:

✓ You're navigating chronic illness, pain, fatigue or nervous system burnout

✓ You've tried all the "right" things & still feel stuck

✓ You're smart, aware & done being dismissed or left to figure it out alone

✓ You want a nervous system that feels stable, not on edge

✓ You're ready to stop surviving & start actually living

This Isn't For You If:

✗ You're looking for a quick fix or magic pill

✗ You're not willing to do the work between sessions

✗ You want someone to "fix" you instead of partnering with you

✗ You're not ready to invest in yourself

Why This Works

This isn't theory. It's lived experience distilled into a proven system & science. Bea has spent 10+ years navigating Ehlers-Danlos Syndrome, Rheumatoid Arthritis, POTS & Endometriosis. She's a Certified NLP & Breathwork Coach who's helped 35+ clients transform their lives from surviving to thriving.

Every tool you'll learn is something Bea has lived, tested & bled for. This is nervous system rewiring, breathwork, biohacking & practical strategies that work for real bodies in real life.

Limited Availability

Due to the intensive, personalised nature of this program, Bea can only work with 6 clients per month. Spots fill quickly.

No refunds. This program requires full commitment. If you're in, you're all in.

Click "I Want This!" to secure your spot.

This isn't a reset. It's the start of something permanent.

Because you're not here to cope. You're here to rise.